Ricky Martin Ricky Martin apparently has so much money that he spends nearly $10,000 a week on facials and massages. That figure is a bit difficult to believe and unless I am wrong, Ricky’s last album, Life, did not do too well, so he better start spending smarter.

For me to spend $10,000 a week on massages I would have to, of course, borrow the money, have the facials performed with Angelina Jolie’s breastmilk, all while being massaged by a nude Eva Mendes. Oh yeah, and a few happy endings to seal the deal.

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