Shakira’s hips almost lied

by Latin Gossip Staff on 04.07.2006 - Shakira

Shakira OF Album Cover.jpg Shakira recently confessed that she thought about getting cosmetic surgery. She thought about getting an eyebrow lift and her boobs done. She changed her mind and decided against plastic surgery because as she says “as long as I continue to write good songs, my fans will like me the way I am.” I agree with that. I do like her the way she is. I would just like her much more with a nice pair of tetas. So would Wyclef.

Eva has an ALMA

by Latin Gossip Staff on 04.06.2006 - Eva Longoria

Alma Awards to air on ABC on June 5th┬ Eva Longoria will host this years Alma Awards, celebrating Hispanic performances and representation in entertainment. The Alma Awards will take place in Los Angeles on May 7 but will air live on television on June 5th on ABC. I am worried for Eva though. She is so tiny that people may think that she is the actual award, pick her up, take her home, and lock her in a display in the living room. I am sure that her so-called “friends” on Desperate Housewives wouldn’t mind that.

Statue of Juanes

by Latin Gossip Staff on 04.05.2006 - Juanes

Juanes┬ Fans of Juanes will have another way to praise and love Juanes. A statue of Juanes will be placed in the city of Medellin in Colombia. In some strange way, I hope they make it Botero style! Juanes deserves this statue. In fact, Juanes does so much for his country and Latinos in general that I believe that he deserves a statue in every country. He also deserves the 5 awards he is nominated for in the upcoming Billboard Latin Awards.

NYSV- Sofia Vergara to move to New York

by Latin Gossip Staff on 04.04.2006 - Sofia Vergara

Sofia in NYC┬ Sofia Vergara is reportedly looking for a home in New York. We all know she hasnt had luck finding a reliable man (or job) in Miami or Los Angeles. She dated Chris Paciello in Miami and had success with Univision. Chris then went from Britney circa 2002 to Britney circa 2006 and Univision should only be someone’s stepping stone to bigger things, unless you’re Don Francisco. In LA, her show on ABC was cancelled and she was reportedly seeing Marky Mark, enough said.

Finding work and a man in New York is very difficult, considering there are loads of talented people there and all the men are gay or annoying. Somehow I think Sofia will succeed in the Big Apple. If she doesn’t, her Big Apples will.

Half off on apples, rice, and Luis Miguel Tickets

by Latin Gossip Staff on 04.03.2006 - Luis Miguel

Half off´┐Ż Luis Miguel was unable to fill up the venue for the concert he was holding in The Yucatan. Tickets were last being sold TWO for ONE!

Looks like Mariah Carey found her Luismi voodoo doll…or maybe Daisy Fuentes visited the witch doctor…or maybe Myrka Dellanos did her Santeria dance…or maybe Sofia Vergara sprinkled magic dust on his picture…or maybe…