Eva Longoria Shares Honeymoon with Nicole Kidman

by Latin Gossip Staff on 06.29.2006 - Eva Longoria

Eva on the BeachĀ Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban are spending their honeymoon in Tahiti in a bungalow with a private pool and a great view of Eva Longoria’s ass. Eva and boyfriend Tony Parker are spending a few days there as well which has security in a hizzy fit because they want to make sure that the paparazzi leaves these celebs alone.

Nicole and Keith arrived in a private jet while Eva and Tony had to schlub it like the rest of us in a commercial plane. Doesn’t that make Eva like a B-list celebrity?

Britney Nekked on Bazaar

by Latin Gossip Staff on 06.29.2006 - Celebrity Blunder, Chisme

Britney on BazaarĀ Britney Spears decided to take it all off for the camera and pose nude on the cover of Harper’s Bazaar. This would have been hot and made for a killer erection like three years ago, but now it kills an erection. She is PREGNANT, six months nonetheless, and I can’t get the images of her slobbering on Dateline out of my head.

Latin Spotlight : Eva Mendes

by Latin Gossip Staff on 06.28.2006 - Eva Mendes

Eva Mendes LS Eva Mendes is a beautiful actress born in Houston, Texas and raised in Los Angeles, California of Cuban-American descent. She has starred in big films such as Training Day, 2 Fast 2 Furious, and Hitch. She also stars opposite Nicolas Cage in 2007′s highly anticipated film Ghost Rider.

Eva Mendes LS Eva is an international spokesperson for Revlon Cosmetics alongside Halle Berry, Julianne Moore, and Jamie King. She also ranked #12 on Maxim’s Hot 100 list in 2005.

Eva Mendes LS There are no crazy rumors or gossip about Eva because she simply likes to stay at home with her boyfriend instead of party it up Lohan-style.

Eva Mendes LS

My favorite quote of her’s is when she was interviewed by Univision, they asked her how she keeps her body looking so good. Her answer? “I can’t eat bread, pastas, or rice. What kind of life is that?”

Bebe Retires for Now

by Latin Gossip Staff on 06.27.2006 - Celebrity Blunder

Bebe retires Spanish singer Bebe is hanging up her microphone and guitar for a while so she can reconnect with herself. She plans to take thie time off to gather material for her next album.

“If you don’t recycle yourself, you get suffocated” said the successful songwriter of the album Paā€™ fuera telaraƱas.

She was the talk of the night of the night at last year’s Latin Grammys because of her wins and her electric performance of Malo Eres, but leaving the industry for a little time can do a lot of damage. Britney Spears hasn’t been able to recover yet and David Bisbal is nowehere to be found a year and a half after his 6 month break.

Bobby Larios to Sign Divorce Papers Today

by Latin Gossip Staff on 06.27.2006 - Niurka Marcos

Bobby and Niurka DivorceĀ Bobby Larios, Niurka Marcos’s better half, is signing divorce papers today. Hopefully this means that we no longer have to hear of these two again.

Bobby said the divorce will be relatively simple. Of course it is! The only thing these two produced during their marriage was drama. There is no money to fight over.

When Niurka and Booby Bobby got married, they had a Simpson-Lachey-style Newlyweds show which was a flop. Now they are continuing to copy them by divorcing. So I guess we can blame this on Nick and Jessica, which means that we can blame the Gringo in general for this catastrophe of a relationship.