Goal! Doesn’t Meet its Goal

by Latin Gossip Staff on 05.15.2006 - Chisme, Kuno Becker

Kuno Becker in Goal! Hardly anyone went to see this film this weekend. Goal! The Dream Begins, starring Kuno Becker, only made $2 million opening weekend. So now you know why I put ‘Goal! Doesn’t Meet its Goal.’ Get it? I’m so clever.
In continuing with cliché phrases, Just My Luck, starring Lindsay Lohan, ran out of luck as it only made $5.5 million opening weekend. These are the worst opening weekend numbers in Lindsay’s career. I guess crashing your car into others doesn’t go so well with the public. Better Luck next time! Can’t…stop…the…clichés…

Diva from Peru

by Latin Gossip Staff on 05.12.2006 - Chisme

Laura Laura Bozzo, known for having the Spanish version of Jerry Springer, has left Telemundo and is getting offers from Televisa, which means that she would air on Univision in the US.

The drama here is that she will now be joining forces with Telemundo’s biggest competitor, AND she would have to share the spotlight with Cristina. Laura says “Univision should have two divas, and they are Cristina and me.” Maybe now Cristina will put down the turkey leg and actually deliver a quality show, something she hasn’t done since 1998.

It Should Be Titled… Goooooaaaaaaal!

by Latin Gossip Staff on 05.12.2006 - Kuno Becker

Kuno Becker in Goal! Goal! The Dream Begins is opening today in theatres. The only reason I mention this is because it stars Kuno Becker, the talented Mexican actor who is making his leap into Hollywood from novelas.

Kuno, good luck being one of the few Latinos in Hollywood. Here are a few tips to succeed in the industry:

  1. Refuse roles that are stereotypical of Latin culture, unless it is a comedy because we like to laugh at ourselves here and there.
  2. Don’t get a big head, remember where you came from. Need a reminder? Cheesy novelas.
  3. Hook up with a Hollywood hottie (videotape it and send it to me).

Latin Lover was a Latin Stripper

by Latin Gossip Staff on 05.12.2006 - Chisme

Latin Lover Latin Lover, winner of Bailando por un Sueño, has revealed secrets of his past jobs before he achieved success as a boxer. He says that he sold hamburgers on the streets and also stripped in clubs to bring home the bacon.

Apparently, this was a family affair where his wife would not only cook the burgers, but also drive him to the clubs where girls would wave pesos as he waved his…well, let’s just say that it wasn’t a burger. This is Latin Lover’s way of keeping our attention. 15 minutes are almost up buddy…

I’m Only Posting This to Make You Feel Good

by Latin Gossip Staff on 05.11.2006 - Barbara Bermudo, Chisme, Cosmetic Surgery, Jackie Guerrido

Cosmetic Surgery As if we didn’t already know that celebrities get cosmetic surgery done, go through procedures to beautify themselves, and have access to the latest in the market. Celebrities cheat. They don’t work out 4 hours at the gym like they claim they do. I don’t blame them. I blame you for not getting cosmetic surgery.

Gloria Peña, an esthetician in Miami, is now coming out saying that she has performed reduction massages and mesotherapies on Barbara Bermudo, Gloria Trevi, Jackie Guerrido, and Jennifer Peña. Good for these girls. Not only do these girls make me tune in to Univision but they almost make me want to put down this pizza. Almost.