Murder She Wrote

by Latin Gossip Staff on 06.15.2006 - Eva Longoria

Eva Longoria Photo Reports have been running amock claiming that Eva Longoria wants to write a book because her Desperate Housewives costar Teri Hatcher is writing one. Apparently, Eva has been offered a book deal and she stated that she would be interested in writing one because she has a wild imagination.

We all know this means that she’ll sit at home sipping on a mojito while someone writes the book for her, then she’ll put on a band aid for a dress and misspell her name at the book signing.

Gael Likes White Girls

by Latin Gossip Staff on 06.14.2006 - Gael Garcia Bernal

Gael Garcia Bernal Photo┬ Gael Garcia Bernal is once again seeing Natalie Portman. They were seen canoodling together in a restaurant. Witnesses say they were holding hands, rubbing each other’s legs, and kissing. This nice and all, but Gael is leaving soon for Buenos Aires to work on the film El Pasado. Sounds like he is getting himself a piece of ass before he skips town.

Thalia Tries to Rescue Tiziano’s Career

by Latin Gossip Staff on 06.13.2006 - Thalia, Tiziano Ferro

Thalia Photo┬ One would think that Thalia would be upset about Tiziano Ferro’s comments about Mexican women, but instead she is sticking up for him. She feels that he did not mean the comments that he made. She also thinks that since his record label apologized publicly that he should be forgiven.

Could it be that Thalia feels there is some truth to his comments about Mexican women having moustaches? Even worse, could it be that if Thalia let herself go she would look more like Tom Selleck with a nice moustache of her own?

Christina Milian Gets the Axe

by Latin Gossip Staff on 06.12.2006 - Chisme

Christina Milian ┬ Island Def Jam Records have given the axe to Christina Milian after she and CEO L.A. Reid have clashed and blamed the seperation on creative differences. The record label contacted Vibe magazine to update them on the split and Christina, who was to be on the cover of the magazine in August, was quickly replaced by Keyshia Cole.

We now find out that Christina was originally offered the song “S.O.S. (Rescue Me)” and Christina turned it down. The song was later picked up by Rihanna and it was a huge hit helping Rihanna sell 115,000 copies of her album in the first week. Compare these numbers to Christina’s first week sales of 50,000.

Christina has never achieved big success and this cements the fact that she probably never will. She has made very bad decisions and I’m sure that┬ NOW she is┬ singing “S.O.S. (Rescue Me)”, but this time it has different meaning.

Jennifer and Marc Celebrate With Fellow Puerto Ricans

by Latin Gossip Staff on 06.12.2006 - Jennifer Lopez, Marc Anthony

Jennifer Lopez at Puerto Rican Festival Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony celebrated with hundreds of thousands of Puerto Ricans on Sunday during the annual Puerto Rican Festival in New York. Mayor Bloomberg announced that “by order of the mayor, everybody’s a boricua”. Bloomberg also declared that he wishes Puerto Rico would become the 51st state and not seperate as its own country.

Jennifer’s appearance put to rest the rumors that she is pregnant. I am also glad to see that she hasn’t been murdered.