Pablo Montero No Espik Ingleesh

by Latin Gossip Staff on 06.30.2006 - Celebrity Blunder, Chisme

Pablo Montero Hollywood┬ Pablo Montero was offered a role in a Hollywood film and had to turn it down because he doesn’t know English. He says he would much rather focus on Mexican productions in his own language and focus on his next album.

What a dumbass! He has been a celebrity for a while now and he should have been focusing┬ on getting an English tutor. This was a huge opportunity that he missed because he has spent more time with Captain Morgan than on working on his career. How else are we going to weave our way into Hollywood and have more Latino representation if our people aren’t prepared to take on the roles that are offered?

A Good Week for Nelly Furtado

by Latin Gossip Staff on 06.30.2006 - Musica

Nelly Furtado Loose┬ Nelly Furtado not only holds the number one song of the week with Promiscuous, but she also has the number one album of the week as well. Her lastest album Loose debuted at number one with sales of 219,000 while her single sold over 646,000 copies according to Nielsen SoundScan.

Does this make her rich? Because if it does, I have to say that she is all of a sudden looking hot…I mean REAL hot.

RBD on USA Today

by Latin Gossip Staff on 06.29.2006 - RBD

RBD RBD, the latin pop band made up of six actors, is so big that they landed themselves on the cover of the Life section of USA Today. What started out as a telenovela about an elite high school group of students dealing with regular teenage drama has turned out to be a huge success in the music industry as well.

RBD has earned $14.8 million for 24 shows reported to Billboard Boxscore this year, including a March date at the Los Angeles Memorial Coliseum that packed in 63,000 fans. We have the band (selling) 5 million units worldwide. they have over 300 products that are licensed: badges, ties, purses, calendars.

USA Today titled the cover story as RBD stand for Latin pop phenomenon. I think it stands for “Really Bad Deal”, or “Ridiculously Boring Dweebs”, or “Raking Big Dough”.

Eva Longoria Shares Honeymoon with Nicole Kidman

by Latin Gossip Staff on 06.29.2006 - Eva Longoria

Eva on the Beach┬ Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban are spending their honeymoon in Tahiti in a bungalow with a private pool and a great view of Eva Longoria’s ass. Eva and boyfriend Tony Parker are spending a few days there as well which has security in a hizzy fit because they want to make sure that the paparazzi leaves these celebs alone.

Nicole and Keith arrived in a private jet while Eva and Tony had to schlub it like the rest of us in a commercial plane. Doesn’t that make Eva like a B-list celebrity?

Britney Nekked on Bazaar

by Latin Gossip Staff on 06.29.2006 - Celebrity Blunder, Chisme

Britney on Bazaar┬ Britney Spears decided to take it all off for the camera and pose nude on the cover of Harper’s Bazaar. This would have been hot and made for a killer erection like three years ago, but now it kills an erection. She is PREGNANT, six months nonetheless, and I can’t get the images of her slobbering on Dateline out of my head.