Variety Lopez Anthony Marc Anthony took out a page in Variety to showcase his love and devotion to his wife, Jennifer Lopez. The page talks about Jennifer being “the most beautiful woman” and “how lucky he is to be with the love of his life”.

At first glance this may seem romantic, but a closer look reveals that Marc may want to kill Jennifer. The second to last line in the ad says “Here’s to never waking up baby, you deserve it”. The only time someone never wakes up is because they’re dead. Jen, we’ll distract Marc while you run for dear life.