Penelope Not Dating The Pianist
The rumor that Penelope Cruz was dating Adrien Brody can be put to rest. Apparently, they only went to dinner. Yawn. But he was spotted just a few days later with a new fling perhaps? Elsa Pataky seems to have captured the long-nosed actor’s attention. Boing!
I don’t get it. I live in a world where Petra Nemcova dates James Blunt, Heather Locklear dates David Spade, and now this?? What do I have to do to score a hot chick? Should I gain some weight, smash my face up against the sidewalk, and not take showers? Because if that is what it takes then open me up a bag of Doritos and ladies line up!
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