Elsa Pataky The rumor that Penelope Cruz was dating Adrien Brody can be put to rest. Apparently, they only went to dinner. Yawn. But he was spotted just a few days later with a new fling perhaps? Elsa Pataky seems to have captured the long-nosed actor’s attention. Boing!

I don’t get it. I live in a world where Petra Nemcova dates James Blunt, Heather Locklear dates David Spade, and now this?? What do I have to do to score a hot chick? Should I gain some weight, smash my face up against the sidewalk, and not take showers? Because if that is what it takes then open me up a bag of Doritos and ladies line up!

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