Cosmetic Surgery As if we didn’t already know that celebrities get cosmetic surgery done, go through procedures to beautify themselves, and have access to the latest in the market. Celebrities cheat. They don’t work out 4 hours at the gym like they claim they do. I don’t blame them. I blame you for not getting cosmetic surgery.

Gloria Peña, an esthetician in Miami, is now coming out saying that she has performed reduction massages and mesotherapies on Barbara Bermudo, Gloria Trevi, Jackie Guerrido, and Jennifer Peña. Good for these girls. Not only do these girls make me tune in to Univision but they almost make me want to put down this pizza. Almost.