File this under ridiculous.

Frank Cairo, real name Iván Valdés and former host of Mega TV’s Paparazzi TV, was arrested in Doral, Florida – accused of stealing a set of patio chairs and a carpet from a neighbor.

How embarrassing! If you’re going to get arrested, make sure it’s not for something like this!

Surveillance cameras caught the crime on film, but Frank claims he did no wrong because he thought the house was empty.

Even if nobody lived there, you can’t just go on taking things as if they were yours!

Now he is being charged with grand theft.