El Brujo Mayor’s Predictions
El Brujo Mayor’s predicitions for 2008…they’re not looking good.
- Luis Miguel and Aracely Arambula will break up. Ara will have custody and Luismi will gain many pounds as a result.
- Juan Gabriel will finally be open about his lover.
- Fabian Lavalle will be found responsible for the altercation he was involved in, come out of the closet, and lose credibility.
- Britney Spears will commit suicide.
- Antonio Banderas will lean toward bisexuality.
- The new Timbiriche will split up before the year ends.
- Three singers from the Mexican music genre will be killed. The first tragedy will happen in February.
- One very important celebrity in Mexico will die in a car accident in April or May.
We hope some of these don’t come true…except the Timbiriche one. THAT we want to happen.
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Nomina wrote:
When brujo major predicts something everything happens the other way. Here are my predictions:
Luis Miguel and Aracely Arambula will break up. Luis Miguel will have custody and Carambula will loose many pounds as a result.
Juan Gabriel will not be open about his life.
Fabian Lavalle - I don’t care what happened to this guy.
Britney Spears does not bother me too much, I don’t wish her death.
Antonio Banderas can do anything he want.
The new Timbiriche does not bother me, I don’t listen to them so they don’t have to split.
Three singers from the Mexican music genre will be killed. This tragedy already happened in December, enough.
01.04.2008 | 9:23 am | Link
JP wrote:
LOL with Nomina. Every year this man makes all kinds of predictions and people stop and listen like he’s the almighty one. I can not remember one of his predictions that has come true in recent years. LOL
01.04.2008 | 11:31 am | Link
Juli wrote:
I predict that yet again El Brujo will ignore grooming habits in 2008
01.04.2008 | 12:28 pm | Link
Latta Crapola wrote:
Dude, I could have predicted the same! There is nothing new on his predictions, any one could see that Unfitney is suicidal, that Juan Gabriel and that other gross guy are gay, that Luis and Araceli were not going to last, that the new timibiriche sucks big monkey balls and that more mexican singers are going to get killed, that is the everyday thing in Mx so what he “predicted” is not really new
01.04.2008 | 1:20 pm | Link
poshspice wrote:
ok I realy want
timbiriche to split ok
ajaja I hate them
they don’t even know how to sing
Hope that the mexican celebrity
that is going to die is not
Paulina Rubio but, Thalia
(ok I don’t wish one of
them to die
but if I have to choose)
Hope Favian lavalle
finds a place
to be safe ok
and far
away from those hookers
and about luismiguel
I hate him he sucks
he dosen’t even sing ok
and about the other predictons
whatever
01.04.2008 | 3:20 pm | Link
Roxy wrote:
I agree, the new Timbiriche band NEEDS to break up!!!!!
01.04.2008 | 4:01 pm | Link
Irma wrote:
I can predict that Luis Mi will continue lossing hair and gaining weight. Can I make a living out of that? Can we see how many right guesses he had last year?
01.04.2008 | 4:18 pm | Link
George wrote:
one of his predictions last year was that a woman will become a “prominent leader” in europe. thats not really a prediction because, despite poor hygiene, europeans are very progessive, and have always had women in positions of power. he also predicted castro would be dead by may. hell, even univision predicted that! that PREDICTION about 3 mexican singers dying? what a shock, singers are off’d in mexico quite often. sad, but not a prediction. there is ONE on that list i hope does come true though…
01.04.2008 | 5:55 pm | Link
cosmos wrote:
ja ja ja ja ja ja ja ja ja ja
Who cares what brujo mayor has to say?????
A has been that never was….
01.04.2008 | 8:43 pm | Link
natalia wrote:
okay POSHSPICE wtf do you know about singing ??are you an artist? your talking like you have the best vioce out there….where is your C.D? they do sing live and very well too…and that sad that you wish death upon someone??wtf is that??dont wish death to no one….do you know them?NO what have they done to you??JELIOUS MUCH??? yeah i think so!! ughh POSHSPICE your stupidity is major…
01.04.2008 | 11:32 pm | Link
ALejandra wrote:
fuck u all timbiriche haters, go YUREM!!!!!
01.05.2008 | 7:29 pm | Link
bohemio wrote:
STOPPPPPP!!!!!!!
COME ON MEJOR PREOCUPENSE DE SU VIDA Y DEJEN A LOS DEMAS SER Y DESACER LO QUE QUIERAN Y COMO QUIERAN…
01.07.2008 | 4:03 am | Link
Javier Bardem Wins Golden Globe Award - Latin Gossip wrote:
[…] We said he would win it. That’s the second time something we predicted came true! We’re better than El Brujo Mayor! […]
01.14.2008 | 8:23 am | Link
Maria wrote:
All of u need to hush up. El brujo is fat hairy ass hole who cares what he says
01.15.2008 | 10:25 am | Link
vanessa wrote:
Last year he predicted that the pop group RBD was going to split up, they were going to announce their final concert tour. this year
He was right!
08.16.2008 | 10:31 am | Link