Britney Is Pregnant Again
Britney Spears announced on “The Tonight Show with David Letterman” that she is pregnant. I am not shocked because I think everyone could see it coming. Kevin Federline is a fertile sperm shooting beast. He is the bull to all of the cows (Sorry Brit, you haven’t exactly been at your fittest). Child Services should knock on his door and force him to get neutered. Yes, I said neutered. Try not to drop this baby Brit.
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